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tffnyblws:

thesharpestdildos:

what if you were in school and the entire cast of icarlys dead bodies just fell from the ceiling and all you heard was “rANdoOOoOM DANCigNGN”

WHAT THE FUCK ARE U EV EN TAL K IN G AB OUT

juliadon:

LMAOOOO

  • Intro: yo dis my paper
  • Body Paragraphs: *written beautifully along with correct spelling and grammar"
  • Conclusion: dats it lol bye

skypestripper:

this website is not even about blogging anymore

iguanamouth:

why was ariel so impressed with the fucking fork in the ship “WHATS THIS WOW” are you kidding me your dad swings around a giant glorified golden fork everyday the state mermaid education is in is appalling

yeezuschrist:

i accepted my dad on fb and now he’s commenting on my friends’ graduation pictures jesusch RIST

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spaghettihos:

sherlockwantsmysaltytardis:

spaghettihos:

this is the creepiest emoji ever

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ay gurl lemme slurp the pussy while we talk about our lord and savior jesus

that is the creepiest caption ever

that is the most unnecessary caption ever

deanprincesster:

one time this guy was hitting on me and he said “I’m loving the whole blonde hair, blue eyes thing” and I said “so did hitler” I literally said that to a person

kadiance:

edating:

kadiance:

edating:

this made my night a lot better

I still don’t understand this.

PRE PEAR URANUS

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